A nine district ten households have installed security doors, only one did not wear, day nine stolen along with others, not only the security door installed on this door thief wrote: Do not worry me, and I worry you!
weasel to small dogs to marry him, everyone laughed and said: People are spending an expert system for public safety, you count that. weasel furious! tilt ass put a gas on the crowd words: smell the smell of my ass ? I is the petrochemical system!
I have always like to get to the bottom
, grew up volunteering is a detective, is now editor in chief of newspapers, you?
two mice were married, the more aggressive female mice, male mice to scare one night she was about to front door meow. his wife is not only tender but not afraid to say: it.
A: White overtime!
0 see 8, said: sample, fat to fat chanting, but also tie belt; 7 to 2, said: kneeling on it, in 500 years does not marry you kneel; 6 on the 9, said: Cool to cool chanting, but also play inverted ; 8 ran crying to see 3 Road: Big Brother Who cut it?
a leadership speech: Children are the flowers, is the growth of seedlings. But people continue to bounce back. In the future, what will happen? sets the next person to answer: the country green.
accidentally entering into the social, prodigal son has been in vain, I am now so embarrassed, wearing factory service is being affected by foreign crime, something had to meet a large fart and eat a meal but also stand in Diao. Zhengdian birds of money but also tax. This it is the social mother hey
whole joke: The other end pig!
a huge rat into a flower shop, was a little cat chased the rat was found to run away, picked up a bouquet of roses to prepare low resistance, small cat saw, immediately looked down, shy to say: I'm sorry I was little!
Zhang for reports: , all dumbfounded.
reporter asked the soldiers what makes you so brave power? third class Collinson said: to fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: they occupy our house, and a woman! First hero: even the hair of the body armor, and afterwards to know is a jacket.
B The two men spent Mulancongjun
comment. A: This story must be false, eating and drinking to sleep all together Lazard will be see through! B: stupid! for you and her sleep of a shop, you will denounce you!?
there are a lot of church bell, they are not the same as the speed, the priest explained: a clock on behalf of a man having an affair more turn faster. Ladies: Which is my husband? Father: God, take it as being a fan.
hungry this is called good if the dry weight; pinch people this is called good if the dry massage; daze this matter if the dry well is called deep; lazy and this is called if the enjoyment of doing good; Sipilailian Well done this is called persistent.
a man always find his girlfriend and resigned to the fortune-telling. Fortune teller: you did not before the half-bound woman, the man's face lit up: the second for it? Fortune teller said: later in life you get used to.
a drunk middle of the night to go home, his wife complained that he came back too late, drunk explained: money or your life
characteristics spelling: Check the Feast income; mention the money released; alcohol test; white away home; rich fishing ground; Optional oil admission; have financial and currency; strong support to eat; attack the official Miss; prosperity prostitution Sheng; leadership characteristics; people political corruption.
rooster chasing a hen all eagerly blew a red eye, without a word cock, hen heart. Wedding, hen: You're cool, then Why do not call? Cock: drunk that day ... ... afraid of spit
foreign tourists to visit a orchard, walking bull A large channel growers,
grandmother exclaimed after watching the Olympic Games meter race: really scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to shoot a gun they'll shoot without aiming, wanderers running scared that it! Rope, no stopping!
a parrot in a very polite restaurant, guests step left foot, it said: Welcome. guests step right foot, it said: You're welcome. visitors hear a sudden whim, a jump forward, just listen to the parrot said: by, I'm surprised!
A plane flew a mental hospital. Suddenly the driver laughed, stewardess curious to ask: Why did you laugh so much fun? pilot said: They know that I escaped, it will certainly go ballistic.
single is a mountain. Love is the road. Breaking up is at a crossroad. trial marriage is the Pathfinder. Marriage is no way. divorce is to stay alive. Bigamy is a highway. no lover of scrap road. lover more than a dead end. Hey, which way you go?
Fire: Where a fire? Alarm people: my family. Fire: My question is where? Alarm people: in the kitchen. Fire: I mean, how do we go? Warning people: You do not have fire it? !
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