Monday, May 16, 2011

Enhance your sense of humor classic phrase 30

-1. Take it easy, I'm not a good person ... ... -
2. holding a kitchen knife cut wires, all the way to spark with lightning. -
3. Recent Always sleep, 16 hours to wake up again. -
4. Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. -
5. I never bully bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not know him before he was weaker than me ... -
6. gentleman wolf is nothing more than patience. -
7. I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? ! -
8. Why do not you find a quiet place to myself a few brain cells, the number of children to go? -
9. know that you live well, I will feel at ease. -
10. life is only three days, people who live in yesterday, confused; people who live in wait for tomorrow; live in today, the most practical. -
11. the road to success is always in construction. -
12. I sincerely want to make money has become my hobby. -
13. I've loved the boy with the back of the world's most handsome. -
14. a woman's virtue to be ignorant, I must be wicked out. -
15. immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive. -
16. life's long road, there is always the wrong steps. -
17. I want the world to know that I am low-key. -
18. I wish I did not care for you a life together. -
19. true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face. -
20. wearing spread the goods, pedal Wenzhou shoes, her body does not exceed 200, only a hand bag package be high, because it's English name is called -
21. is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love. -
22. Do not say love to others easily, do not be stubborn door open to others, but also fun to leave. -
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24. people always want to do some thing good spirits know that children always think that doing something bad spirits do not know, we let the ghosts and gods are too embarrassed. -
25. a child grow up, I thought I could -
save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me. -
26. I really envy you know me so young. -
27. Life is not yu, not because of sadness and customs million. -
28. Do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie. -
29. You said you may later get married and do not like, okay, I am willing to do that you do not like. -
30. human nature is the most pathetic: We always dream of the horizon of a wonderful rose garden, not to enjoy today in our window open Roses -
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enhance your sense of humor of the 30 classic phrase -

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