Married an egg , and the results it becomes a jerk ;
an egg go swimming in the river , the results it becomes a nuclear bomb ;
an egg go to the flowers , and the results it becomes artistes ;
an egg riding a horse , holding a knife , the original it is Peking Opera Blues ;
rolling an egg , the more the more rolling circle , the result becomes a circle egg - wish you all a Happy New Year
Monday, May 23, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
I really can understand ,,,
Why, why is it so
last night to last night , I got the first breakthrough in several action
I'm so happy , that I could not bear
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However , this time I feel a bit sad , sad
Although you did not hurt me
This is just my own feelings Bale
a person can really love another person crazy , and the other cuts and cutting the heart lung ; but still Jiaoren hard to forget
this point, I can understand completely ; because I also have had
I do not mind - as long as you give me a chance
I believe time will prove everything, will take everything
the wind - it still is so clear to comfortable
I look I am waiting for - the wind
last night to last night , I got the first breakthrough in several action
I'm so happy , that I could not bear
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However , this time I feel a bit sad , sad
Although you did not hurt me
This is just my own feelings Bale
a person can really love another person crazy , and the other cuts and cutting the heart lung ; but still Jiaoren hard to forget
this point, I can understand completely ; because I also have had
I do not mind - as long as you give me a chance
I believe time will prove everything, will take everything
the wind - it still is so clear to comfortable
I look I am waiting for - the wind
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Stray dogs and cats three million unmarried women inherit estate
Mimi and Radford Daina Silins clinics in the door has a 3 days 3 nights cruise of the.
very strange, why do so many days, Silins clinics are not open? Silins usually come out every morning and evening will see them bring out the gigantic bowl to feed them. What happened is it?
At this time, sounded from the clinic seems to be the voice of something lying on the ground, Mimi, and Radford looked at each other, I feel something must be wrong. Radford mad with forepaws desperately to the door plane Silins clinics, and Mimi together with the impact on the door with their bodies.
clinic finally opened the door, Daina Silins fell on the floor near her desk, closed his eyes, turning blue. Mimi in Silins ear firmly against the But Silins No response. Radford had to go to the nearby clinic, looking for other human beings to help attract them to the clinic.
original, Daina Silins has died three days, they heard the sound of her falling off from the armchair issued when a crash.
Daina Silins was then rushed to the police and doctors sent a boat big car, face and body covered with a white cloth covered the usual kind of face and Nama goes warm smile. Mimi and Radford, and I do not know where to come out of the dozens of stray cats and dogs, watched the departure of Silins, their hearts have felt, it will be and the kind-hearted lady forever.
Daina Silins studying dentistry at the University of Sydney after the Sydney South West Yagoona opened a dental clinic. Initially, she found herself often spotted near the clinic a number of stray dogs and cats, they are some sick, some have some physical disability, there are some long-term and appears to suffer the torment of hunger, skinny, Silins from the compassion of heart, so to assume the responsibility of caring for them.
Mimi and forges them together again and Silins, took place in 5 years ago.
Mimi was already three days could not find food, while Radford is used by a naughty child throwing stones hurt, limping on one leg on an empty stomach in the street Dianpei with. They invariably came to the clinic door Silins, saw a huge bowl, with 2 dogs and 2 cats are eating.
Mimi and Radford have been affixed to the back hungry chest, his eyes saw the light of food at once to rush past. Although similar with the hatred around and looked at their two strange visitors, although the group is likely to have been attacked, but Mimi and Radford is hungry, has no time for so much.
Just then, the clinic's door opened, Daina Silins closer to them, smile for the big bowl of their newly acquired enough amount of food, gently comb the hair for their eleven. She saw Radford leg injury, the Radford hold into the house, as it washed and bandaged the wound. Since then, Mimi, and Radford to never leave that place.
Daina Silins sometimes in a large bowl place some cat food dog food, and sometimes cooking the food herself, every morning and evening to add a food; If you run into some dogs and cats sick, she will bring They go to the pet hospital for medical treatment; a day when the clinic closed, and stray cats and dogs is Silins HAPPY TIME, she would, and they play some, watch them bites, Silins will feel happy too.
Silins has maintained a single, ordinary day stray cats and dogs is her favorite, she's home in Barrenjoey Road, stuffed dogs and cats on a variety of books. Until death, she was prepared for the stray cats and dogs a great gift.
Daina Silins order the police to the remains and found she drafted a will that says Silins 3.27 million yuan will be her legacy to animal welfare organizations (Cat Protection Society, Animal Welfare League and domestic animals, fertility Control Association, each will receive about 100 million).
Daina Silin's deeds, indeed, admirable and touching! With those who so selflessly care for stray animals and give them a home. Everyone, whether man or animal can not do without home. Stray cats and dogs will give you a home?
very strange, why do so many days, Silins clinics are not open? Silins usually come out every morning and evening will see them bring out the gigantic bowl to feed them. What happened is it?
At this time, sounded from the clinic seems to be the voice of something lying on the ground, Mimi, and Radford looked at each other, I feel something must be wrong. Radford mad with forepaws desperately to the door plane Silins clinics, and Mimi together with the impact on the door with their bodies.
clinic finally opened the door, Daina Silins fell on the floor near her desk, closed his eyes, turning blue. Mimi in Silins ear firmly against the But Silins No response. Radford had to go to the nearby clinic, looking for other human beings to help attract them to the clinic.
original, Daina Silins has died three days, they heard the sound of her falling off from the armchair issued when a crash.
Daina Silins was then rushed to the police and doctors sent a boat big car, face and body covered with a white cloth covered the usual kind of face and Nama goes warm smile. Mimi and Radford, and I do not know where to come out of the dozens of stray cats and dogs, watched the departure of Silins, their hearts have felt, it will be and the kind-hearted lady forever.
Daina Silins studying dentistry at the University of Sydney after the Sydney South West Yagoona opened a dental clinic. Initially, she found herself often spotted near the clinic a number of stray dogs and cats, they are some sick, some have some physical disability, there are some long-term and appears to suffer the torment of hunger, skinny, Silins from the compassion of heart, so to assume the responsibility of caring for them.
Mimi and forges them together again and Silins, took place in 5 years ago.
Mimi was already three days could not find food, while Radford is used by a naughty child throwing stones hurt, limping on one leg on an empty stomach in the street Dianpei with. They invariably came to the clinic door Silins, saw a huge bowl, with 2 dogs and 2 cats are eating.
Mimi and Radford have been affixed to the back hungry chest, his eyes saw the light of food at once to rush past. Although similar with the hatred around and looked at their two strange visitors, although the group is likely to have been attacked, but Mimi and Radford is hungry, has no time for so much.
Just then, the clinic's door opened, Daina Silins closer to them, smile for the big bowl of their newly acquired enough amount of food, gently comb the hair for their eleven. She saw Radford leg injury, the Radford hold into the house, as it washed and bandaged the wound. Since then, Mimi, and Radford to never leave that place.
Daina Silins sometimes in a large bowl place some cat food dog food, and sometimes cooking the food herself, every morning and evening to add a food; If you run into some dogs and cats sick, she will bring They go to the pet hospital for medical treatment; a day when the clinic closed, and stray cats and dogs is Silins HAPPY TIME, she would, and they play some, watch them bites, Silins will feel happy too.
Silins has maintained a single, ordinary day stray cats and dogs is her favorite, she's home in Barrenjoey Road, stuffed dogs and cats on a variety of books. Until death, she was prepared for the stray cats and dogs a great gift.
Daina Silins order the police to the remains and found she drafted a will that says Silins 3.27 million yuan will be her legacy to animal welfare organizations (Cat Protection Society, Animal Welfare League and domestic animals, fertility Control Association, each will receive about 100 million).
Daina Silin's deeds, indeed, admirable and touching! With those who so selflessly care for stray animals and give them a home. Everyone, whether man or animal can not do without home. Stray cats and dogs will give you a home?
Monday, May 16, 2011
Enhance your sense of humor classic phrase 30
-1. Take it easy, I'm not a good person ... ... -
2. holding a kitchen knife cut wires, all the way to spark with lightning. -
3. Recent Always sleep, 16 hours to wake up again. -
4. Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. -
5. I never bully bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not know him before he was weaker than me ... -
6. gentleman wolf is nothing more than patience. -
7. I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? ! -
8. Why do not you find a quiet place to myself a few brain cells, the number of children to go? -
9. know that you live well, I will feel at ease. -
10. life is only three days, people who live in yesterday, confused; people who live in wait for tomorrow; live in today, the most practical. -
11. the road to success is always in construction. -
12. I sincerely want to make money has become my hobby. -
13. I've loved the boy with the back of the world's most handsome. -
14. a woman's virtue to be ignorant, I must be wicked out. -
15. immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive. -
16. life's long road, there is always the wrong steps. -
17. I want the world to know that I am low-key. -
18. I wish I did not care for you a life together. -
19. true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face. -
20. wearing spread the goods, pedal Wenzhou shoes, her body does not exceed 200, only a hand bag package be high, because it's English name is called -
21. is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love. -
22. Do not say love to others easily, do not be stubborn door open to others, but also fun to leave. -
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24. people always want to do some thing good spirits know that children always think that doing something bad spirits do not know, we let the ghosts and gods are too embarrassed. -
25. a child grow up, I thought I could -
save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me. -
26. I really envy you know me so young. -
27. Life is not yu, not because of sadness and customs million. -
28. Do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie. -
29. You said you may later get married and do not like, okay, I am willing to do that you do not like. -
30. human nature is the most pathetic: We always dream of the horizon of a wonderful rose garden, not to enjoy today in our window open Roses -
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enhance your sense of humor of the 30 classic phrase -
2. holding a kitchen knife cut wires, all the way to spark with lightning. -
3. Recent Always sleep, 16 hours to wake up again. -
4. Everyone says I'm ugly, I am actually nothing is obvious. -
5. I never bully bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not know him before he was weaker than me ... -
6. gentleman wolf is nothing more than patience. -
7. I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? ! -
8. Why do not you find a quiet place to myself a few brain cells, the number of children to go? -
9. know that you live well, I will feel at ease. -
10. life is only three days, people who live in yesterday, confused; people who live in wait for tomorrow; live in today, the most practical. -
11. the road to success is always in construction. -
12. I sincerely want to make money has become my hobby. -
13. I've loved the boy with the back of the world's most handsome. -
14. a woman's virtue to be ignorant, I must be wicked out. -
15. immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive. -
16. life's long road, there is always the wrong steps. -
17. I want the world to know that I am low-key. -
18. I wish I did not care for you a life together. -
19. true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face. -
20. wearing spread the goods, pedal Wenzhou shoes, her body does not exceed 200, only a hand bag package be high, because it's English name is called -
21. is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love. -
22. Do not say love to others easily, do not be stubborn door open to others, but also fun to leave. -
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24. people always want to do some thing good spirits know that children always think that doing something bad spirits do not know, we let the ghosts and gods are too embarrassed. -
25. a child grow up, I thought I could -
save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me. -
26. I really envy you know me so young. -
27. Life is not yu, not because of sadness and customs million. -
28. Do not call me house woman, please call me Madame Curie. -
29. You said you may later get married and do not like, okay, I am willing to do that you do not like. -
30. human nature is the most pathetic: We always dream of the horizon of a wonderful rose garden, not to enjoy today in our window open Roses -
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enhance your sense of humor of the 30 classic phrase -
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Who is buried in your past life of people
And when one hand, to spend the thought would be for life.
There was once a scholar, and his fiancee made an appointment at a wedding on a certain day. On that day, his fiancee has married someone else. Scholar by this blow, terminal one. At this time, came to a wandering monk, knowledge about the situation, decided to touch to him.
Monks to his bed, his arms pulled out from the mirror is called a scholar to see ... see the ocean ...
scholar, a murdered woman lying on the beach. Passing one, looking at it, shook his head and walked away. And passing one, the clothes off, to the woman whose body was covered, and left. And then passing one, in the past, Wage Keng, carefully buried the body.
doubt, the screen switching. scholar to see his fiancee. wedding, was the moment her husband set off hijab ... scholar to know why.
; monk explained that a body of a woman on the beach, is your fiancee's past life. You are passing the second person, gave him a piece of clothing. Her life, and you fell in love, only to give you a feeling. But she eventually have to repay the whole life of the people, is the last person who buried her, that person is, he is now her husband.
scholar Dawu. Recovered!
Past life, who is buried you?
Mr. Jin Lin Huiyin found. He lives alone to return the forest and buried the past life of his people.
Xu found? He gently away from the Lin Huiyin side, as he gently, he gently waved, did not take close to a cloud forest. In order to meet the land extravagant life, he lectures frequently travel between north and south, in the blue sky, he put his life of 34 years old buried his return to the past life of LiuXiaoMan.
people rushing across the Bridge of Sigh.
Meng Po said: Thus, the one who buried their men, in their minds gradually blurred. They began to panic a look around in a vain attempt to find life in the vast sea of love.
moonlit sea, glowing sparkling waves.
sea under the moonlight to see it, in the depths of the sea, perhaps to hide the memories of your past lives.
Sansei stone old souls, that is not a beautiful legend of it? Past bury me with love, hand in hand in the silver sand, and that life is the most perfect happiness for me.
I walk across the Bridge of Sigh.
Meng Po said: Keep in mind, past lives, who is buried ... ...
I like to wait for the evening accompanied the sunset, I wait alone in the company of past life buried me!
There was once a scholar, and his fiancee made an appointment at a wedding on a certain day. On that day, his fiancee has married someone else. Scholar by this blow, terminal one. At this time, came to a wandering monk, knowledge about the situation, decided to touch to him.
Monks to his bed, his arms pulled out from the mirror is called a scholar to see ... see the ocean ...
scholar, a murdered woman lying on the beach. Passing one, looking at it, shook his head and walked away. And passing one, the clothes off, to the woman whose body was covered, and left. And then passing one, in the past, Wage Keng, carefully buried the body.
doubt, the screen switching. scholar to see his fiancee. wedding, was the moment her husband set off hijab ... scholar to know why.
; monk explained that a body of a woman on the beach, is your fiancee's past life. You are passing the second person, gave him a piece of clothing. Her life, and you fell in love, only to give you a feeling. But she eventually have to repay the whole life of the people, is the last person who buried her, that person is, he is now her husband.
scholar Dawu. Recovered!
Past life, who is buried you?
Mr. Jin Lin Huiyin found. He lives alone to return the forest and buried the past life of his people.
Xu found? He gently away from the Lin Huiyin side, as he gently, he gently waved, did not take close to a cloud forest. In order to meet the land extravagant life, he lectures frequently travel between north and south, in the blue sky, he put his life of 34 years old buried his return to the past life of LiuXiaoMan.
people rushing across the Bridge of Sigh.
Meng Po said: Thus, the one who buried their men, in their minds gradually blurred. They began to panic a look around in a vain attempt to find life in the vast sea of love.
moonlit sea, glowing sparkling waves.
sea under the moonlight to see it, in the depths of the sea, perhaps to hide the memories of your past lives.
Sansei stone old souls, that is not a beautiful legend of it? Past bury me with love, hand in hand in the silver sand, and that life is the most perfect happiness for me.
I walk across the Bridge of Sigh.
Meng Po said: Keep in mind, past lives, who is buried ... ...
I like to wait for the evening accompanied the sunset, I wait alone in the company of past life buried me!
Lushan trip
Lushan group went to play. Starting from Quzhou, car dealers about 5 hours to Jiujiang City. Lushan, a total of three hundred ninety-six curve, we follow the current Chairman Mao Shan mountain roads, winding mountain road in the silver snake-like move on slowly. After more than an hour away, we finally arrived at Lushan.
result is located in the south, adjacent to Nanjing, transport facilities, Lushan is the ancient kings, scholars poet pro-Lai tourist destination. Bai had been demoted in this official, wrote feet, charged nine suspected Galaxy
Speaking of Lushan, it had to first of all it's water. The Lushan first impression in the minds of people is that the magnificent Great Falls. Lushan countless waterfalls, with the tour guide's words, as long as the high point of the mountain will have at least one waterfall. However, though there are many Lushan Waterfall in the mountains but the vast majority are nest ditch obscurity. Only Sandiequan real waterfalls and famous Lushan Xiufeng several of the Great Falls. Sandiequan Lushan Dong Lu Sandiequan Falls Scenic Area, not far from the Wulaofeng is a waterfall formed by the three Great Falls. But it is the deepest in the scenic area, which means that in order to see it still consuming a series of setbacks. No wonder to see the Great Falls tour guide said five bridges to cross. Climb it a thousand meters ah. Along the way, are surrounded by steep mountains. Lushan Mountain is where the saying goes
King, and is also a scenic spot with Sandie Quan Qi. Great Falls when I seen his form, when first heard and quickly enough to let me move on. When Sandiequan through the mountains block the real waterfall in front of me, I was speechless. What kind of a waterfall ah! See, however, between heaven and earth. A Bailian flying down from the mountains. In the process of water falling from the sky and suddenly encountered two roadblocks out of the cliff, was divided into three religious ties. This echoes the final sum of three small waterfall into a Sandiequan Falls. The Seven Wonders of nature so I can not think what to tell a good speech. Only in that quiet look, look at waterfall from heaven, and splash. In that quiet to hear, listen to the waterfall to issue earth-shattering roar, shaking the earth. Only in that a more quiet experience, experience nature's magical talent for the strengh ... .... Grand atmosphere with Sandiequan compared Falls, Great Falls Lushan Xiufeng Although there is a However, most of the latter than the former fame can be, because Li Shixian phrase It's hosting the Games.
Lushan addition to water the United States, with its beautiful scenery, cool climate attracted many celebrities to come to summer vacation. Queen's has always been national leaders as a summer resort, the mountain is still chilly spring morning and evening soak into the depths. The mountain kwu Zhen, Bai Yun was actually deep in the crowded inhabitants, the early twentieth century Western-style villa was built in several buildings, nestled among trees on sloping land, it touches elsewhere is difficult to see the view. For everywhere along the road winding down, the old premises, the traces of history, came not a good feeling. Peak Summer Day in the area, there Bai Cao Zhen flower diameter. Cottage before the green grass, flower fly, Bai's statue stands in the garden depths of the poem as if it is alcohol.
Chiang left the mainland before the stone lying in the hospital's letter to Interior layout is mostly business as usual, the time for the furnishings of the years means plated. Mapping wander the corridors in the setting sun, walk in the wall covered with vines, the review history, filled with emotion.
short trip to the end of the Lushan really blow people away. In the Lushan hot summer may wish to avoid the summer, enjoy the natural scenery is also under a good choice.
result is located in the south, adjacent to Nanjing, transport facilities, Lushan is the ancient kings, scholars poet pro-Lai tourist destination. Bai had been demoted in this official, wrote feet, charged nine suspected Galaxy
Speaking of Lushan, it had to first of all it's water. The Lushan first impression in the minds of people is that the magnificent Great Falls. Lushan countless waterfalls, with the tour guide's words, as long as the high point of the mountain will have at least one waterfall. However, though there are many Lushan Waterfall in the mountains but the vast majority are nest ditch obscurity. Only Sandiequan real waterfalls and famous Lushan Xiufeng several of the Great Falls. Sandiequan Lushan Dong Lu Sandiequan Falls Scenic Area, not far from the Wulaofeng is a waterfall formed by the three Great Falls. But it is the deepest in the scenic area, which means that in order to see it still consuming a series of setbacks. No wonder to see the Great Falls tour guide said five bridges to cross. Climb it a thousand meters ah. Along the way, are surrounded by steep mountains. Lushan Mountain is where the saying goes
King, and is also a scenic spot with Sandie Quan Qi. Great Falls when I seen his form, when first heard and quickly enough to let me move on. When Sandiequan through the mountains block the real waterfall in front of me, I was speechless. What kind of a waterfall ah! See, however, between heaven and earth. A Bailian flying down from the mountains. In the process of water falling from the sky and suddenly encountered two roadblocks out of the cliff, was divided into three religious ties. This echoes the final sum of three small waterfall into a Sandiequan Falls. The Seven Wonders of nature so I can not think what to tell a good speech. Only in that quiet look, look at waterfall from heaven, and splash. In that quiet to hear, listen to the waterfall to issue earth-shattering roar, shaking the earth. Only in that a more quiet experience, experience nature's magical talent for the strengh ... .... Grand atmosphere with Sandiequan compared Falls, Great Falls Lushan Xiufeng Although there is a However, most of the latter than the former fame can be, because Li Shixian phrase It's hosting the Games.
Lushan addition to water the United States, with its beautiful scenery, cool climate attracted many celebrities to come to summer vacation. Queen's has always been national leaders as a summer resort, the mountain is still chilly spring morning and evening soak into the depths. The mountain kwu Zhen, Bai Yun was actually deep in the crowded inhabitants, the early twentieth century Western-style villa was built in several buildings, nestled among trees on sloping land, it touches elsewhere is difficult to see the view. For everywhere along the road winding down, the old premises, the traces of history, came not a good feeling. Peak Summer Day in the area, there Bai Cao Zhen flower diameter. Cottage before the green grass, flower fly, Bai's statue stands in the garden depths of the poem as if it is alcohol.
Chiang left the mainland before the stone lying in the hospital's letter to Interior layout is mostly business as usual, the time for the furnishings of the years means plated. Mapping wander the corridors in the setting sun, walk in the wall covered with vines, the review history, filled with emotion.
short trip to the end of the Lushan really blow people away. In the Lushan hot summer may wish to avoid the summer, enjoy the natural scenery is also under a good choice.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The latest word jokes
A nine district ten households have installed security doors, only one did not wear, day nine stolen along with others, not only the security door installed on this door thief wrote: Do not worry me, and I worry you!
weasel to small dogs to marry him, everyone laughed and said: People are spending an expert system for public safety, you count that. weasel furious! tilt ass put a gas on the crowd words: smell the smell of my ass ? I is the petrochemical system!
I have always like to get to the bottom
, grew up volunteering is a detective, is now editor in chief of newspapers, you?
two mice were married, the more aggressive female mice, male mice to scare one night she was about to front door meow. his wife is not only tender but not afraid to say: it.
A: White overtime!
0 see 8, said: sample, fat to fat chanting, but also tie belt; 7 to 2, said: kneeling on it, in 500 years does not marry you kneel; 6 on the 9, said: Cool to cool chanting, but also play inverted ; 8 ran crying to see 3 Road: Big Brother Who cut it?
a leadership speech: Children are the flowers, is the growth of seedlings. But people continue to bounce back. In the future, what will happen? sets the next person to answer: the country green.
accidentally entering into the social, prodigal son has been in vain, I am now so embarrassed, wearing factory service is being affected by foreign crime, something had to meet a large fart and eat a meal but also stand in Diao. Zhengdian birds of money but also tax. This it is the social mother hey
whole joke: The other end pig!
a huge rat into a flower shop, was a little cat chased the rat was found to run away, picked up a bouquet of roses to prepare low resistance, small cat saw, immediately looked down, shy to say: I'm sorry I was little!
Zhang for reports: , all dumbfounded.
reporter asked the soldiers what makes you so brave power? third class Collinson said: to fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: they occupy our house, and a woman! First hero: even the hair of the body armor, and afterwards to know is a jacket.
B The two men spent Mulancongjun
comment. A: This story must be false, eating and drinking to sleep all together Lazard will be see through! B: stupid! for you and her sleep of a shop, you will denounce you!?
there are a lot of church bell, they are not the same as the speed, the priest explained: a clock on behalf of a man having an affair more turn faster. Ladies: Which is my husband? Father: God, take it as being a fan.
hungry this is called good if the dry weight; pinch people this is called good if the dry massage; daze this matter if the dry well is called deep; lazy and this is called if the enjoyment of doing good; Sipilailian Well done this is called persistent.
a man always find his girlfriend and resigned to the fortune-telling. Fortune teller: you did not before the half-bound woman, the man's face lit up: the second for it? Fortune teller said: later in life you get used to.
a drunk middle of the night to go home, his wife complained that he came back too late, drunk explained: money or your life
characteristics spelling: Check the Feast income; mention the money released; alcohol test; white away home; rich fishing ground; Optional oil admission; have financial and currency; strong support to eat; attack the official Miss; prosperity prostitution Sheng; leadership characteristics; people political corruption.
rooster chasing a hen all eagerly blew a red eye, without a word cock, hen heart. Wedding, hen: You're cool, then Why do not call? Cock: drunk that day ... ... afraid of spit
foreign tourists to visit a orchard, walking bull A large channel growers,
grandmother exclaimed after watching the Olympic Games meter race: really scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to shoot a gun they'll shoot without aiming, wanderers running scared that it! Rope, no stopping!
a parrot in a very polite restaurant, guests step left foot, it said: Welcome. guests step right foot, it said: You're welcome. visitors hear a sudden whim, a jump forward, just listen to the parrot said: by, I'm surprised!
A plane flew a mental hospital. Suddenly the driver laughed, stewardess curious to ask: Why did you laugh so much fun? pilot said: They know that I escaped, it will certainly go ballistic.
single is a mountain. Love is the road. Breaking up is at a crossroad. trial marriage is the Pathfinder. Marriage is no way. divorce is to stay alive. Bigamy is a highway. no lover of scrap road. lover more than a dead end. Hey, which way you go?
Fire: Where a fire? Alarm people: my family. Fire: My question is where? Alarm people: in the kitchen. Fire: I mean, how do we go? Warning people: You do not have fire it? !
weasel to small dogs to marry him, everyone laughed and said: People are spending an expert system for public safety, you count that. weasel furious! tilt ass put a gas on the crowd words: smell the smell of my ass ? I is the petrochemical system!
I have always like to get to the bottom
, grew up volunteering is a detective, is now editor in chief of newspapers, you?
two mice were married, the more aggressive female mice, male mice to scare one night she was about to front door meow. his wife is not only tender but not afraid to say: it.
A: White overtime!
0 see 8, said: sample, fat to fat chanting, but also tie belt; 7 to 2, said: kneeling on it, in 500 years does not marry you kneel; 6 on the 9, said: Cool to cool chanting, but also play inverted ; 8 ran crying to see 3 Road: Big Brother Who cut it?
a leadership speech: Children are the flowers, is the growth of seedlings. But people continue to bounce back. In the future, what will happen? sets the next person to answer: the country green.
accidentally entering into the social, prodigal son has been in vain, I am now so embarrassed, wearing factory service is being affected by foreign crime, something had to meet a large fart and eat a meal but also stand in Diao. Zhengdian birds of money but also tax. This it is the social mother hey
whole joke: The other end pig!
a huge rat into a flower shop, was a little cat chased the rat was found to run away, picked up a bouquet of roses to prepare low resistance, small cat saw, immediately looked down, shy to say: I'm sorry I was little!
Zhang for reports: , all dumbfounded.
reporter asked the soldiers what makes you so brave power? third class Collinson said: to fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: they occupy our house, and a woman! First hero: even the hair of the body armor, and afterwards to know is a jacket.
B The two men spent Mulancongjun
comment. A: This story must be false, eating and drinking to sleep all together Lazard will be see through! B: stupid! for you and her sleep of a shop, you will denounce you!?
there are a lot of church bell, they are not the same as the speed, the priest explained: a clock on behalf of a man having an affair more turn faster. Ladies: Which is my husband? Father: God, take it as being a fan.
hungry this is called good if the dry weight; pinch people this is called good if the dry massage; daze this matter if the dry well is called deep; lazy and this is called if the enjoyment of doing good; Sipilailian Well done this is called persistent.
a man always find his girlfriend and resigned to the fortune-telling. Fortune teller: you did not before the half-bound woman, the man's face lit up: the second for it? Fortune teller said: later in life you get used to.
a drunk middle of the night to go home, his wife complained that he came back too late, drunk explained: money or your life
characteristics spelling: Check the Feast income; mention the money released; alcohol test; white away home; rich fishing ground; Optional oil admission; have financial and currency; strong support to eat; attack the official Miss; prosperity prostitution Sheng; leadership characteristics; people political corruption.
rooster chasing a hen all eagerly blew a red eye, without a word cock, hen heart. Wedding, hen: You're cool, then Why do not call? Cock: drunk that day ... ... afraid of spit
foreign tourists to visit a orchard, walking bull A large channel growers,
grandmother exclaimed after watching the Olympic Games meter race: really scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to shoot a gun they'll shoot without aiming, wanderers running scared that it! Rope, no stopping!
a parrot in a very polite restaurant, guests step left foot, it said: Welcome. guests step right foot, it said: You're welcome. visitors hear a sudden whim, a jump forward, just listen to the parrot said: by, I'm surprised!
A plane flew a mental hospital. Suddenly the driver laughed, stewardess curious to ask: Why did you laugh so much fun? pilot said: They know that I escaped, it will certainly go ballistic.
single is a mountain. Love is the road. Breaking up is at a crossroad. trial marriage is the Pathfinder. Marriage is no way. divorce is to stay alive. Bigamy is a highway. no lover of scrap road. lover more than a dead end. Hey, which way you go?
Fire: Where a fire? Alarm people: my family. Fire: My question is where? Alarm people: in the kitchen. Fire: I mean, how do we go? Warning people: You do not have fire it? !
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Not a virgin , is not responsible for it
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man kissing a woman, when he was ready to take off all of a woman, the woman quickly stopped it and asked urgently hands ~ you love me - men say love
; - that we only kiss, not sex, right?
- man nodded his head, and the mad men and women continue to kiss.
- the desire of a man slowly rising up, a woman feels it, she loved watching man, horny torture.
- a woman struggling with conflicting thoughts, and asked: ; En -
that .... My dear, we do it, eager men off women all ... this time a woman has handed over all his own men, and love all accounted for.
- afterwards, when a woman met the man said: ? I will not leave you, When the woman met another man, a man's arms, even hugged another girl ~ That used to be a woman's Harbour ah! When a woman passing by quietly from their happy face when the man actually ~ did not hear the sound of heartbreak. < br> - the next day, a woman asked him: the woman or the opening of putting it out of that.
- a woman that men would explain only a misunderstanding, and a man said something just a touch: heart-breaking silence. like a child mistakes grievances, said: It does a body irresponsible woman It degenerated into insults, whatever. man, he know? he knows when a woman loves a man would have no reservations after the pay? Is love is wrong, it is unnecessary to pay.
- in fact, wrong in a woman's only simple mistake in the wrong man, and for men, women had not simple, lovely. his arms that woman? Oh ~ ~ ~ No, a girl, not woman. that girl? For men only tap water, the stream has no value, lost any sense of the fragility of a woman ~ but she still came to a man the wings of change of heart, because it all just happened yesterday, ah! Before the second man returned to his happiness of heaven, the next second put him into the icy hell.
- Men say they can not accept a woman's past, because she was not a virgin, the man thought he had to leave, a woman gradually get used to, so, saying only, sorry, put the woman pushing the distance, do not want to have anything to do. go to happy with his happiness. the face of such an outcome, a woman asked a man what can? To his own body responsible? Women have the qualifications? Responsibility to tie up with a negative heart of man, make sense? Moreover, before the man she has not a virgin. - Is ah! Too much hypocrisy in this city, love the red light as fans like to go after the confused who forgot to turn off lights, so that dream is too sad to do, who think that who will stay in the side, but who remain in the Who side.
- cold heart of a woman said: I have never been responsible for their own bodies, since you say so, I'll try it on your body irresponsible! yourself ~ leave money dressed after leaving Shihai have to say, the animal you?
- men and women finished love, the men despise a woman is not responsible for their own bodies, while men are righteous, said: because I am a man, need to vent, After all have to bear the insult, injury and pain. a man so happy ~ but a woman continues to stay in pain.
- that are capable of Merry Men? woman is promiscuous open? selfish man who only allow you to commit wrong, but women are not allowed to have experienced
I'll try not responsible for their own health bar, that indulging in a man in love Sentimental how could hear a woman means.
- When a woman opened up the phone man said: ?
all right, I hang
- the woman also picked up the only scheme to end suffering of the blade ~ ~ everything will end up ~ Death urged her.
- Women closed his eyes and tears across the pale face ~ ~ fiercely across that thin wrist ....< br>
- I've been standing in the place were you hurt, you have to stay in to I cry in the distance, love has been stopped at night you have loved me, you told me so good ....,< br> - your happiness is very complete, but was sacrificing my happiness, people who hurt me most , also said before Do not Be Cruel ~ I love you like a star and I love overtaken by smoke and dust that leads to you, is not my responsibility to be happy ~ ~ hurt me to walk long .....< br> - That night the gentle, sweet talk after that, everything just because he is a man, but she was deceived by the silly woman for love, until she embarks on a drinking cure my ~ athletic, the moment. also the lingering memories of the night TV drama because in fact most can not accept her. If she loved him a little less, in the end what will happen.
; men: If you can not wear the wedding dress the woman you love, please stop you untie the hands of her buttoned - in fact, a woman fall in love and they will I hope he will always rely on her. - because no matter what time can be with her, she can order one you love can do anything! - but do not pay because of fearless woman, as a man senseless capital!! < br> - not to become stupid woman because she loves you, can let the deception.
- but you did not care, so do not feel very shameful Why?
- If you are around such a willing GY You pay for the fearless, so innocently .. love your woman - you must cherish her, do not let her hurt. or else you will regret it some day!
if you love someone to turn it
man kissing a woman, when he was ready to take off all of a woman, the woman quickly stopped it and asked urgently hands ~ you love me - men say love
; - that we only kiss, not sex, right?
- man nodded his head, and the mad men and women continue to kiss.
- the desire of a man slowly rising up, a woman feels it, she loved watching man, horny torture.
- a woman struggling with conflicting thoughts, and asked: ; En -
that .... My dear, we do it, eager men off women all ... this time a woman has handed over all his own men, and love all accounted for.
- afterwards, when a woman met the man said: ? I will not leave you, When the woman met another man, a man's arms, even hugged another girl ~ That used to be a woman's Harbour ah! When a woman passing by quietly from their happy face when the man actually ~ did not hear the sound of heartbreak. < br> - the next day, a woman asked him: the woman or the opening of putting it out of that.
- a woman that men would explain only a misunderstanding, and a man said something just a touch: heart-breaking silence. like a child mistakes grievances, said: It does a body irresponsible woman It degenerated into insults, whatever. man, he know? he knows when a woman loves a man would have no reservations after the pay? Is love is wrong, it is unnecessary to pay.
- in fact, wrong in a woman's only simple mistake in the wrong man, and for men, women had not simple, lovely. his arms that woman? Oh ~ ~ ~ No, a girl, not woman. that girl? For men only tap water, the stream has no value, lost any sense of the fragility of a woman ~ but she still came to a man the wings of change of heart, because it all just happened yesterday, ah! Before the second man returned to his happiness of heaven, the next second put him into the icy hell.
- Men say they can not accept a woman's past, because she was not a virgin, the man thought he had to leave, a woman gradually get used to, so, saying only, sorry, put the woman pushing the distance, do not want to have anything to do. go to happy with his happiness. the face of such an outcome, a woman asked a man what can? To his own body responsible? Women have the qualifications? Responsibility to tie up with a negative heart of man, make sense? Moreover, before the man she has not a virgin. - Is ah! Too much hypocrisy in this city, love the red light as fans like to go after the confused who forgot to turn off lights, so that dream is too sad to do, who think that who will stay in the side, but who remain in the Who side.
- cold heart of a woman said: I have never been responsible for their own bodies, since you say so, I'll try it on your body irresponsible! yourself ~ leave money dressed after leaving Shihai have to say, the animal you?
- men and women finished love, the men despise a woman is not responsible for their own bodies, while men are righteous, said: because I am a man, need to vent, After all have to bear the insult, injury and pain. a man so happy ~ but a woman continues to stay in pain.
- that are capable of Merry Men? woman is promiscuous open? selfish man who only allow you to commit wrong, but women are not allowed to have experienced
I'll try not responsible for their own health bar, that indulging in a man in love Sentimental how could hear a woman means.
- When a woman opened up the phone man said: ?
all right, I hang
- the woman also picked up the only scheme to end suffering of the blade ~ ~ everything will end up ~ Death urged her.
- Women closed his eyes and tears across the pale face ~ ~ fiercely across that thin wrist ....< br>
- I've been standing in the place were you hurt, you have to stay in to I cry in the distance, love has been stopped at night you have loved me, you told me so good ....,< br> - your happiness is very complete, but was sacrificing my happiness, people who hurt me most , also said before Do not Be Cruel ~ I love you like a star and I love overtaken by smoke and dust that leads to you, is not my responsibility to be happy ~ ~ hurt me to walk long .....< br> - That night the gentle, sweet talk after that, everything just because he is a man, but she was deceived by the silly woman for love, until she embarks on a drinking cure my ~ athletic, the moment. also the lingering memories of the night TV drama because in fact most can not accept her. If she loved him a little less, in the end what will happen.
; men: If you can not wear the wedding dress the woman you love, please stop you untie the hands of her buttoned - in fact, a woman fall in love and they will I hope he will always rely on her. - because no matter what time can be with her, she can order one you love can do anything! - but do not pay because of fearless woman, as a man senseless capital!! < br> - not to become stupid woman because she loves you, can let the deception.
- but you did not care, so do not feel very shameful Why?
- If you are around such a willing GY You pay for the fearless, so innocently .. love your woman - you must cherish her, do not let her hurt. or else you will regret it some day!
if you love someone to turn it
Monday, May 2, 2011
Slowly to know
slowly know
01. Slowly learned that someone else cares too often hurt their own 02. Slowly learned of their good people will less and less over time,
03. Slowly learned one to own their own good, because very few people really care about you, with things they do not necessarily be there for you, so learn to take care of their own.
04. slowly learned that a person really does not have a good return, and you may tend to ignore is the most important to you.
05. slowly learned that many things can be met without resort, and a lot of things only once,
06. slowly learned that love is not necessarily true, it may be of interest relationship, there may be psychological comparisons,
07. slowly learned what not to argue with others, because that is not the outcome, no matter who is right,
08. slowly learned that many own experience when things are not happy, do not want sympathy people, most people will take cold retaliate, and that would Gengrang people look down on.
09. slowly learned that there are many things that do not belong to you, you are liable to-day sent a hard force,
10. slowly learned that may not have meaning in everything, but to do everything that is a memory! 11. slowly learned that differences in personality can be so much to,
12. slowly learned that many people had become of you did not recognize, but please retain memories. 13. Slowly learned that we should seize every now you can take people who give you kept in, not because we wanted to retain a group of individuals who lose.
14. slowly know that he must care about their own self-esteem, but your self-esteem in the eyes of others is nothing,
15. slowly learned not to feel bad when the surrounding people get angry, you want them to understand, people are not your parents, you can now understand how important their parents,
16. slowly learned, even if it was emotional to see does not matter, you must firmly believe that people feelings of love may not go beyond that all things are, but remember, it might,
17. slowly he realized the reality so helpless.
18. slowly learned that many of their encounter could not understand people and things, but that has nothing to do with you, others will love Zezheng with him, do not students should not be born of gas, worth, br> 20. slowly learned that two people together who may not be friends, there may be nothing,
21. slowly learned, will encounter many temptations, no matter how others like, You are you, you have your principles and bottom line,
22. slowly learned that someone will hate you or make life difficult for you, but how about on how to love, we need to generous and did not bad people care about, but only if you correctly,
23. slowly learned that many people can not understand the relationship between men and women friends, together, they must be lovers, not lovers will certainly not be together,
24. slowly to know, learning to be hard, because with smart people who can meet the test subjects is a Feng Mao Ling Kok,
25. Slowly he realized that time is a free down boring, and no sense of secondary enrichment,
26. slowly learned that the phone is something people use when looking for you, not to share feelings
27. Slowly learned that the owner can not be friends, but do not put a person as an enemy, at least when the students,
28. Slowly learned to play since you can play, and play Do not play can not afford, or will lose nothing at all,
29. slowly learned that happiness often come from memories, and painful memories and reality often comes from the gap,
30. slowly learned that hip-hop slapstick only entertainment only, and past smoking fight is ignorance.
31. slowly learned that many people have ideas and practices you can not understand, or simply do not know what he was thinking, do not try to figure out or guessing at that, that will make your tired, since people want to maintain a sense of mystery to keep it and let people go ah, but it is not a diviner,
32. slowly know, not to how high they want, there is no absolute victory, there is no absolute failure
33, slowly learned that life is a lot of unfair, you have to face, believe in the power and people's eyes,
34. slowly learned that sometimes may not be imagined brotherhood so beautiful, only you give enough other people really be possible to get treatment.
35. slowly before know that some people constantly calculating, at the end is still to lose badly, so it should be to maintain a peaceful heart!
36. slowly learned that some things are not his own wish, but some things must have to complete, it is also a special training on their own.
37, slowly learned that two people with the original or true or false, or time to spend occupies an important component.
38. slowly learned that the root idea of the gap between reality and must be alive, to keep up pace of life!
39. slowly know that he also grew up, are no longer children, adapt to the growth of everything.
40. slowly learned not to own to how high the victory is not absolute, there is no absolute failure.
41 before slowly know, giving people a good first-line meet the real meaning of the future, no permanent enemies only permanent friends, everything must not do too much, things that the outcome is out of your mouth.
42. slowly before know, no matter how good friends play are likely to lose, but we still have to optimistic, if really put him (her) as his friend should he (she) wishes. Looking! just did his own do.
01. Slowly learned that someone else cares too often hurt their own 02. Slowly learned of their good people will less and less over time,
03. Slowly learned one to own their own good, because very few people really care about you, with things they do not necessarily be there for you, so learn to take care of their own.
04. slowly learned that a person really does not have a good return, and you may tend to ignore is the most important to you.
05. slowly learned that many things can be met without resort, and a lot of things only once,
06. slowly learned that love is not necessarily true, it may be of interest relationship, there may be psychological comparisons,
07. slowly learned what not to argue with others, because that is not the outcome, no matter who is right,
08. slowly learned that many own experience when things are not happy, do not want sympathy people, most people will take cold retaliate, and that would Gengrang people look down on.
09. slowly learned that there are many things that do not belong to you, you are liable to-day sent a hard force,
10. slowly learned that may not have meaning in everything, but to do everything that is a memory! 11. slowly learned that differences in personality can be so much to,
12. slowly learned that many people had become of you did not recognize, but please retain memories. 13. Slowly learned that we should seize every now you can take people who give you kept in, not because we wanted to retain a group of individuals who lose.
14. slowly know that he must care about their own self-esteem, but your self-esteem in the eyes of others is nothing,
15. slowly learned not to feel bad when the surrounding people get angry, you want them to understand, people are not your parents, you can now understand how important their parents,
16. slowly learned, even if it was emotional to see does not matter, you must firmly believe that people feelings of love may not go beyond that all things are, but remember, it might,
17. slowly he realized the reality so helpless.
18. slowly learned that many of their encounter could not understand people and things, but that has nothing to do with you, others will love Zezheng with him, do not students should not be born of gas, worth, br> 20. slowly learned that two people together who may not be friends, there may be nothing,
21. slowly learned, will encounter many temptations, no matter how others like, You are you, you have your principles and bottom line,
22. slowly learned that someone will hate you or make life difficult for you, but how about on how to love, we need to generous and did not bad people care about, but only if you correctly,
23. slowly learned that many people can not understand the relationship between men and women friends, together, they must be lovers, not lovers will certainly not be together,
24. slowly to know, learning to be hard, because with smart people who can meet the test subjects is a Feng Mao Ling Kok,
25. Slowly he realized that time is a free down boring, and no sense of secondary enrichment,
26. slowly learned that the phone is something people use when looking for you, not to share feelings
27. Slowly learned that the owner can not be friends, but do not put a person as an enemy, at least when the students,
28. Slowly learned to play since you can play, and play Do not play can not afford, or will lose nothing at all,
29. slowly learned that happiness often come from memories, and painful memories and reality often comes from the gap,
30. slowly learned that hip-hop slapstick only entertainment only, and past smoking fight is ignorance.
31. slowly learned that many people have ideas and practices you can not understand, or simply do not know what he was thinking, do not try to figure out or guessing at that, that will make your tired, since people want to maintain a sense of mystery to keep it and let people go ah, but it is not a diviner,
32. slowly know, not to how high they want, there is no absolute victory, there is no absolute failure
33, slowly learned that life is a lot of unfair, you have to face, believe in the power and people's eyes,
34. slowly learned that sometimes may not be imagined brotherhood so beautiful, only you give enough other people really be possible to get treatment.
35. slowly before know that some people constantly calculating, at the end is still to lose badly, so it should be to maintain a peaceful heart!
36. slowly learned that some things are not his own wish, but some things must have to complete, it is also a special training on their own.
37, slowly learned that two people with the original or true or false, or time to spend occupies an important component.
38. slowly learned that the root idea of the gap between reality and must be alive, to keep up pace of life!
39. slowly know that he also grew up, are no longer children, adapt to the growth of everything.
40. slowly learned not to own to how high the victory is not absolute, there is no absolute failure.
41 before slowly know, giving people a good first-line meet the real meaning of the future, no permanent enemies only permanent friends, everything must not do too much, things that the outcome is out of your mouth.
42. slowly before know, no matter how good friends play are likely to lose, but we still have to optimistic, if really put him (her) as his friend should he (she) wishes. Looking! just did his own do.
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